I decided to take my boys to the library tonight.
We now have one million books and dvds. Heaven help us.
Cons:
* I see the future, and it has a lot of fees.
*A two disk set of Pokemon cartoons. Eeek.
Pros:
*I can throw away those silly book order forms they keep bringing home from school and remind them of the free books down the road
( and finally forget about the non reading junk they try to sell my unsuspecting children, like a four dollar plastic magnifying glass and a stick on doorbell).
*Library time on Monday night doubles as FHE. Bing!
Added bonus:
My kids got free make-out education
from the teens wrapped around each other on the library couch. Yippee!
( so much to learn, so many public places to learn them...)
We now have one million books and dvds. Heaven help us.
Cons:
* I see the future, and it has a lot of fees.
*A two disk set of Pokemon cartoons. Eeek.
Pros:
*I can throw away those silly book order forms they keep bringing home from school and remind them of the free books down the road
( and finally forget about the non reading junk they try to sell my unsuspecting children, like a four dollar plastic magnifying glass and a stick on doorbell).
*Library time on Monday night doubles as FHE. Bing!
Added bonus:
My kids got free make-out education
from the teens wrapped around each other on the library couch. Yippee!
( so much to learn, so many public places to learn them...)
2 comments:
the stick on doorbell will produce genius FAR more quickly than "froggy's sleepover".
there was one particular couple, two young ladies from the local high school, who i used to see all the time at the pool AND the library. and htey were all over each other. i could care less if your gay or straight, but the excessive snuggy-snug, rubby-rub turns my stomach. and my kids NEVER got used to seeing them. they openly stared, bug-eyed and slack-jawed, every single time.
what i'm saying is keep your eye out.
i can't believe i typed "your" instead of "you're".
i feel humiliated by that.
your word verification is "papholi". as in "i feel like a total papholi for my poor grammar."
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