Prestwich Peeps

Fourth grade is full of disappointments, my son. Losing the election is one of those obligatory experiences. Furthermore, if your speech goes something like this,

Hi, I'm Isaac. Here are the top five reasons I should be your treasurer:
1) I love money
2) I love money
3) I love money
4) I love money
5) I love money!!
( originally the speaker hoped to bang his fists on the podium for the last sentence, you know, to drive the point home, ( and show appreciation for Dwight) alas, no podium was provided)
Thank you very much.

your chances of winning are pretty slim.