Found

One found blankie , also known as "Soft" among oldest child's clean laundry hidden in back of closet. ( missing for approximately two weeks)
One pumpkin carving knife dulled by the sharpening of a stick.
One batch of homemade chocolate chip ice cream.
Two gallons of milk.
One netflix movie that mocks me for paying eighteen bucks a month.
Two brown sugar muffins with oatmeal crumb topping.
One stack of laundry requiring hangers to be put away.
Two slices of pizza factory pizza driven all the way from my husband's home town tonight.
One freshly tightened set of braces.
One new "to do" list as aquired from a presidency meeting.
One homework assignment meant more for parents than nine year olds.
One stack of papers containing local events and opportunities such as: Swimming lessons, a production of alice in wonderland, and a book order full of dollar store toys.
Two lunchboxes containing uneaten peanut butter sandwiches, to be installed in tomorrow's lunches as punishment, of course.
One sleepy couple.