Luckily I turned into my mother, and you should be so lucky to do the same!

I will have you know-most of these motherly phrases evoke some serious eye rolling, especially now that Isaac is back from his weekend away with his aunt and uncle ( which I shall document in my next installment). All I can do is assure him these lovely declarations will in no way slow down, so get used to livin' the high life at mom's young man, and just you wait until you have children of your own!

What are you watching? Is it appropriate?
Make good choices!
Brothers stick together.
People are more important than things.
If you are really sorry, you don't do it again.
Please, please obey me.
Am I talking to a wall? ( stolen from my own mother, thankyouverymuch)
Say you're sorry and hug him like you mean it.
You know the difference between right and wrong, don't you?
We don't invite ourselves over. That is poor manners.
You don't want everyone to see you in your underwear do you?
At least act sorry, will ya?
Come over here and let me squeeze you.
Did you wash your hands? Really? Because I didn't hear the water running.
Let me smell your head.
That thing costed me such and such dollars. Are you going to buy me a new one?

And last, but not least,
Smile!