I cannot tell a lie

Jackson has the green stick, black helmet.

Jackson went to an introduction hockey class the other day. He skated circles around kids older than him-which is to be expected since he's got way more expereince. Sadly, he is lacking some skills, like humility.

"Mom, I was so good tonight. I skated so much better than all those other kids."
"That's not a very nice thing to say, is it?"
" Well, I just would never want to tell a lie"

There we have it, a regular George Washington.