Terrifying, sweat pooling, fuzz bags of joy

 I have sifted through my family albums, and Tah Dah! 

 I have compiled a list of reasons children should press charges against their parents for the torture we inflict.  Good thing we smarty parents thought of bribing our kids with candy.  

Mwahahahaha!!!! 

Com'on now, let's go show the neighborhood what I did to you.

Now let's send them to bed and raid their candy bags...