While washing dishes I dropped a knife into the running disposal. I attempted to pluck it out before switching the thing off. The twirling knife caught my finger and contorted it in ways I have never known. I cried a little and called my mom. that's what a 34 year old does when she gets a booboo. I think it's gonna be ok, it's not broken. I know this because Brody shared his snotty blanket with me. That thing works magic.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
If you must know...
My sister heard a rumor about me and my finger. Here's the official report, Leah. Yuk it up.
While washing dishes I dropped a knife into the running disposal. I attempted to pluck it out before switching the thing off. The twirling knife caught my finger and contorted it in ways I have never known. I cried a little and called my mom. that's what a 34 year old does when she gets a booboo. I think it's gonna be ok, it's not broken. I know this because Brody shared his snotty blanket with me. That thing works magic.
While washing dishes I dropped a knife into the running disposal. I attempted to pluck it out before switching the thing off. The twirling knife caught my finger and contorted it in ways I have never known. I cried a little and called my mom. that's what a 34 year old does when she gets a booboo. I think it's gonna be ok, it's not broken. I know this because Brody shared his snotty blanket with me. That thing works magic.
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Put it up your nose. You're my idol.
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