The Test

David invited a brand new employee to dinner at our house tonight.  He was very gracious.  Especially considering the onslaught of children and their quirky personalities.  He witnessed Isaac scoot so far to the edge of his seat to avoid sitting next to his brother, that he nearly fell off his chair throughout dinner.  Corbin ate like a dog, refusing to cut his meat or even attempt it-and literally ate about a pound of tri-tip.  He carried on and on about his love for salty meat.  Brody scooted right up to his face and blurted out
" Corbin can tap dance, but I'm the smart one!"
After Jackson made extra sure nothing on his plate touched each other, he ate one bite of food and pretended to be full, then proceeded to sneak into the pantry while we were distracted. 

Our guest was a good sport.  Hold on to that one, David. He passed the test.